Wow. WOW. WOW! Lets break this down a bit, shall we?

“Not sure if you can provide this service for me. I live in Raleigh and really have to stay discrete. I have a huge desire to be a cuckold. I searched DOMME’s online and found your information.  ”

Why, praytell, must “Domme’s” be in all caps? And why is it the posessive form?

“Not sure where to begin when it comes to what I want to do. My biggest desire is that I am forced to lie on my back and worship feet, I lick a woman’s feet from her heel to the top of each toe at the same time I have my cock in hand. Next I suck each toe and as I am about to explode I shove her foot under my cock, then I cover her toes in cum.”

I want this, I want that, I want this, I shove you around and cum on you. … Why, I know some submissives who would just plain LOVE you, dude.

“Next I am forced to lick my cum from her feet then suck if off her toes. I also have a desire to be stripped naked and forced to jerk off, then I have to clean my cum up. I guess my desire is to lick up and swallow my load. I really want to clean it off toes, but if I am forced to lick it up another way then that is ok also.”

Well, I’m so glad to hear that’s okay with you. Cuz I really need to be told what’s okay to do, and what’s not, you know, being a Dominant and all that. Nice.

“If you are willing to me with me and force me to clean my load from either your feet, hands or a spoon let me know. I am cash only since I am married.”

Ah, so you read that bit about “a deposit must be made online in advance” but you realized with an intriguing fantasy like yours, I’d make an exception, because I probably have a big cum-off-the-spoon fetish.  And I can tell yer wife is a real lucky woman the way you tell just every person how married you are.

“I can meet this Tues around noon for an hour. I know a cuckold is a person that eats cum, so I am also willing to clean another guys load from your toes. I just have to do this, so if you can’t do you know of anyone that will meet with me?”

There is so much wrong with this bit, I can barely even figure out where to start. I’m busy on Tuesday, douchebag, and I’ll tell you when and how long to meet. Also, you have no fucking clue what a cuckold is. … You really do not NEED to do this, a need is food-shelter-clothing-love, not eat-cum-off-a-wannabe-dominant-whore’s-feet, okay? And no fucking way am I gonna refer you to someone else, I wouldn’t wish you on my worst enemy much less a beautiful dominant female friend of mine.

Fucking A, this was a class act here…. stay tuned for more fun emails in the future!

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Anyway, here’s this moron. I’ve taken his number out to protect him… For some reason, I’m just that generous.

DONALD BOOS to Miss Alice Skary:
hi..i saw your profile on seriousmistresses.com…thought i would say hello….im going to get right to the point…i want to see you on saturday, 12/5/09…at about 8 pm or so….BUT, i have a few special requests otherwise i will not be intrested…..number 1….i want you to videotape part of the session ( at least 5 minutes) and put it on your you tube section …..i saw some fo your video clips….pretty cool….i want to be NUDE and have you dominate me…i want you to slap me in the face, spank me, and spit in my face as you degrade me….there will be NO EXCEPTIONS…i know what i want..i know what i want you to do to me.i love dominant strict woman who will use and abuse me…..number 2….i want to pay 200 bucks for a 90 minute session….then i want to be locked in my cage( yes i have one) overnight …and then i will leave the following morning….number 3……this sounds out of the ordinary…but true..let me know if you are intrested…please respond back soon…..times are tough right now…will you consider me?? i know you must be going through some rough times as far as seeing men are concerned.right?? talk to you soon…from SLAVEDON.please address me as such in your response….i live in wilmington, i can drive to see you..i cant wait to see your dungeon….but first, i want to make the drive worthwhile…i have a profile on adult friend finder, im 39, i live in wilmington, i have about 8 photos…im the guy wearing womans clothing and i have a leash and colar around my neck….you should see it…do you ever visit this site?? talk to you soon…from slavedon…..

AUTO RESPONSE from Miss Alice Skary:
Hello there.

Thanks for the inquiry. I am Miss Alice, a pro-Domme located in
Raleigh, NC. I have a beautiful dungeon here in Raleigh, and I also
travel frequently to FL and DC, so you may get a chance to session
with me in those locations.

To book a session with me, you will need to go through a screening
process. You may need to pay a deposit in advance, if you cannot
provide references from other Dominants. You will also need a
membership to my paysite, where you can fill out my session request /
BDSM checklist form, and chat with me live. To learn more about my
screening process, check out this page:

http://www.raleighncdomme.com/book-a-bdsm-session.php

My screening process is very detailed because I am picky about my
sessions. I prefer to see clients who are truly submissive and very
respectful. I like to get to know you well and make sure we are
compatible PRIOR to a session.

You can also consider calling me on Niteflirt to get to know me
better, if my screening process seems a little complicated or if you
just want to get a sense for what type of relationship we might have.

http://www.niteflirt.com/MissAliceSKary

If you have more basic questions for me about how sessions work, you
should try my FAQ page on my website. I’m always updating it and
adding more commonly asked questions. If there are any questions you
may have that are not yet on the FAQ, I suggest you ask me via
Niteflirt.

I hope to be seeing you soon!

Miss Alice

DONALD BOOS to Miss Alice Skary:
hi .thanks for the email the other day….i have some things i want to talk to you about BEFORE i go ahead and book my deposit of 50 dollars …if you can not provide what im looking for….then i need NOT go ahead and book the 50 dollar deposit….i have some specific things i want to talk to you about…..so i want to make sure im getting my moneys worth…if i do not hear from you by thursday, im assuming you are not intrested….i DO have another mistress’ contact info….but i want to wait on that until at least wednesday night….she is on vaction right now and i think she is coming home tuesday….so i will provide you with her number AFTER she says its ok to give out her number…i would not want to invade her privacy…..my number is 910-***-****……if you respond back….i want to see you on saturday….about 8pm or so….so let me know what your decision maybe….im not going to give you 50 dollars just like that…..you have to contact me first if you want my money and services…talk to you soon….SLAVEDON….PLEASE ADDRESS ME AS SUCH IN YOUR RESPONSE…..IF NOT….I MAY NOT GET BACK TO YOU.IM A VERY PICKY PERSON….JUST LIKE YOU!!!!! well….have a great day…..

So yeah, there you have it! Wow. I know, posting his moronic crap here on my weblog is more of a reward to him than anything else… but, I just had to make an exception and post this guy up here. He’s so…. demanding. I can’t believe he really thinks I’ll respond to this email! He’s probably hoping I’ll blow up at him and cuss him out for kicks or something.

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I think this video sums up QUITE nicely why I don’t answer my phone, return voicemails, or talk to boys *AT ALL* who don’t pay their deposits first. Like I’m gonna let some boy wank off for free!

Thanks to Mistress Clarissa for making this AWESOME video, and letting me share it with you. What a sense of humour — highly recommend this lady if you’re in NJ.

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