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		<title>Moron Alert &#8211; Wanker, Troll, Fucktard, etc!</title>
		<link>http://www.studioskary.com/2009/12/tales-from-the-dungeon/moron-alert-wanker-troll-fucktard-etc/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:09:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Miss Alice Skary</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If I had a penny for every fucktard who emails me, I&#8217;d be a MILLIONAIRE! Anyway, this one caught my eye because the moron responded to my auto-responder thinking it was a real email and some kind of encouragement to continue our email discussion!  I created the auto-responder to show these idiots that they [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If I had a penny for every fucktard who emails me, I&#8217;d be a MILLIONAIRE! Anyway, this one caught my eye because the moron responded to my auto-responder thinking it was a real email and some kind of encouragement to continue our email discussion!  I created the auto-responder to show these idiots that they aren&#8217;t getting SHIT out of me for free. I do skim through the emails that I get, but I barely read them unless I see money flying my way&#8230; =)</p>
<p>Anyway, here&#8217;s this moron. I&#8217;ve taken his number out to protect him&#8230; For some reason, I&#8217;m just that generous.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>DONALD BOOS to Miss Alice Skary:<br />
</strong>hi..i saw your profile on seriousmistresses.com&#8230;thought i would say hello&#8230;.im going to get right to the point&#8230;i want to see you on saturday, 12/5/09&#8230;at about 8 pm or so&#8230;.BUT, i have a few special requests otherwise i will not be intrested&#8230;..number 1&#8230;.<span id="more-91"></span>i want you to videotape part of the session ( at least 5 minutes) and put it on your you tube section &#8230;..i saw some fo your video clips&#8230;.pretty cool&#8230;.i want to be NUDE and have you dominate me&#8230;i want you to slap me in the face, spank me, and spit in my face as you degrade me&#8230;.there will be NO EXCEPTIONS&#8230;i know what i want..i know what i want you to do to me.i love dominant strict woman who will use and abuse me&#8230;..number 2&#8230;.i want to pay 200 bucks for a 90 minute session&#8230;.then i want to be locked in my cage( yes i have one) overnight &#8230;and then i will leave the following morning&#8230;.number 3&#8230;&#8230;this sounds out of the ordinary&#8230;but true..let me know if you are intrested&#8230;please respond back soon&#8230;..times are tough right now&#8230;will you consider me?? i know you must be going through some rough times as far as seeing men are concerned.right?? talk to you soon&#8230;from SLAVEDON.please address me as such in your response&#8230;.i live in wilmington, i can drive to see you..i cant wait to see your dungeon&#8230;.but first, i want to make the drive worthwhile&#8230;i have a profile on adult friend finder, im 39, i live in wilmington, i have about 8 photos&#8230;im the guy wearing womans clothing and i have a leash and colar around my neck&#8230;.you should see it&#8230;do you ever visit this site?? talk to you soon&#8230;from slavedon&#8230;..</p>
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<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>AUTO RESPONSE from Miss Alice Skary:<br />
</strong>Hello there.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">Thanks for the inquiry. I am Miss Alice, a pro-Domme located in<br />
Raleigh, NC. I have a beautiful dungeon here in Raleigh, and I also<br />
travel frequently to FL and DC, so you may get a chance to session<br />
with me in those locations.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">To book a session with me, you will need to go through a screening<br />
process. You may need to pay a deposit in advance, if you cannot<br />
provide references from other Dominants. You will also need a<br />
membership to my paysite, where you can fill out my session request /<br />
BDSM checklist form, and chat with me live. To learn more about my<br />
screening process, check out this page:</p>
<p>http://www.raleighncdomme.com/book-a-bdsm-session.php</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">My screening process is very detailed because I am picky about my<br />
sessions. I prefer to see clients who are truly submissive and very<br />
respectful. I like to get to know you well and make sure we are<br />
compatible PRIOR to a session.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">You can also consider calling me on Niteflirt to get to know me<br />
better, if my screening process seems a little complicated or if you<br />
just want to get a sense for what type of relationship we might have.</p>
<p>http://www.niteflirt.com/MissAliceSKary</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">If you have more basic questions for me about how sessions work, you<br />
should try my FAQ page on my website. I&#8217;m always updating it and<br />
adding more commonly asked questions. If there are any questions you<br />
may have that are not yet on the FAQ, I suggest you ask me via<br />
Niteflirt.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">I hope to be seeing you soon!</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">Miss Alice</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>DONALD BOOS to Miss Alice Skary:<br />
</strong>hi .thanks for the email the other day&#8230;.i have some things i want to talk to you about BEFORE i go ahead and book my deposit of 50 dollars &#8230;if you can not provide what im looking for&#8230;.then i need NOT go ahead and book the 50 dollar deposit&#8230;.i have some specific things i want to talk to you about&#8230;..so i want to make sure im getting my moneys worth&#8230;if i do not hear from you by thursday, im assuming you are not intrested&#8230;.i DO have another mistress&#8217; contact info&#8230;.but i want to wait on that until at least wednesday night&#8230;.she is on vaction right now and i think she is coming home tuesday&#8230;.so i will provide you with her number AFTER she says its ok to give out her number&#8230;i would not want to invade her privacy&#8230;..my number is 910-***-****&#8230;&#8230;if you respond back&#8230;.i want to see you on saturday&#8230;.about 8pm or so&#8230;.so let me know what your decision maybe&#8230;.im not going to give you 50 dollars just like that&#8230;..you have to contact me first if you want my money and services&#8230;talk to you soon&#8230;.SLAVEDON&#8230;.PLEASE ADDRESS ME AS SUCH IN YOUR RESPONSE&#8230;..IF NOT&#8230;.I MAY NOT GET BACK TO YOU.IM A VERY PICKY PERSON&#8230;.JUST LIKE YOU!!!!! well&#8230;.have a great day&#8230;..</div>
<p>So yeah, there you have it! Wow. I know, posting his moronic crap here on my weblog is more of a reward to him than anything else&#8230; but, I just had to make an exception and post this guy up here. He&#8217;s so&#8230;. demanding. I can&#8217;t believe he really thinks I&#8217;ll respond to this email! He&#8217;s probably hoping I&#8217;ll blow up at him and cuss him out for kicks or something. </p>
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