I went to DC with Vicious Vampress to spend a week with my beloved friend Sir Crovax. My slave, Melissa, the twirly faced one, attended to us… and the large fat cat is named Big Mao, and belongs to Sir Crovax’s housemate…. the cat is so big he bangs on the door loudly to be let in. He also crushes those who he sleeps on.

The only antidote appears to be to fall asleep on HIM.

One of my favorite things in the world is good food, and this trip had PLENTY of that….

The first night, we went to Wegman’s, my favorite grocery store (make one in Raleigh pleaaaase Wegman!) and I found some whole wheat rotini!

So I made meatballs stuffed with mozzarella in a from-scratch marinara, a nice spring salad with curry yogurt dressing, and multi-grain bread toasted with cheese, herbed garlic, and bruschetta. OMFG! I outdid myself. Mmmm food-pig.

More to come soon!

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Wow. WOW. WOW! Lets break this down a bit, shall we?

“Not sure if you can provide this service for me. I live in Raleigh and really have to stay discrete. I have a huge desire to be a cuckold. I searched DOMME’s online and found your information.  ”

Why, praytell, must “Domme’s” be in all caps? And why is it the posessive form?

“Not sure where to begin when it comes to what I want to do. My biggest desire is that I am forced to lie on my back and worship feet, I lick a woman’s feet from her heel to the top of each toe at the same time I have my cock in hand. Next I suck each toe and as I am about to explode I shove her foot under my cock, then I cover her toes in cum.”

I want this, I want that, I want this, I shove you around and cum on you. … Why, I know some submissives who would just plain LOVE you, dude.

“Next I am forced to lick my cum from her feet then suck if off her toes. I also have a desire to be stripped naked and forced to jerk off, then I have to clean my cum up. I guess my desire is to lick up and swallow my load. I really want to clean it off toes, but if I am forced to lick it up another way then that is ok also.”

Well, I’m so glad to hear that’s okay with you. Cuz I really need to be told what’s okay to do, and what’s not, you know, being a Dominant and all that. Nice.

“If you are willing to me with me and force me to clean my load from either your feet, hands or a spoon let me know. I am cash only since I am married.”

Ah, so you read that bit about “a deposit must be made online in advance” but you realized with an intriguing fantasy like yours, I’d make an exception, because I probably have a big cum-off-the-spoon fetish.  And I can tell yer wife is a real lucky woman the way you tell just every person how married you are.

“I can meet this Tues around noon for an hour. I know a cuckold is a person that eats cum, so I am also willing to clean another guys load from your toes. I just have to do this, so if you can’t do you know of anyone that will meet with me?”

There is so much wrong with this bit, I can barely even figure out where to start. I’m busy on Tuesday, douchebag, and I’ll tell you when and how long to meet. Also, you have no fucking clue what a cuckold is. … You really do not NEED to do this, a need is food-shelter-clothing-love, not eat-cum-off-a-wannabe-dominant-whore’s-feet, okay? And no fucking way am I gonna refer you to someone else, I wouldn’t wish you on my worst enemy much less a beautiful dominant female friend of mine.

Fucking A, this was a class act here…. stay tuned for more fun emails in the future!

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Jollies "Bubbles" Dildo

Tiny Nipple Clamps

Leather Vampire Gloves

Rubber 'koosh' type flogger

All of these toys were recent gifts from my boys. The “jollies” bubble dildo is definitely my favorite. It’s silicone, so its disinfectable between uses. It’s got a wide enough base to use with many dildo harnesses. And it has a feel or texture a bit like a buttplug! Yippieee.

Here are a few more additions which are particularly awesome and deserve a bit more explanation…

Solid Steel Paddle

This piece was won from a contest being put on by “SocialKink.Com” and donated by JT’s Stockroom. If you follow their twitter account and look for press releases on their website, you can learn more about contests they are running and how to enter! After I won, they basically mailed this out the very next day! It was totally cool to wake up to the FedEx guy bringing me a present. I don’t think I’ve ever won anything before so this was super fun. And it’s a nice piece, too!

Laundry Day T-Shirt

Okay, it’s not a toy per-se but it was a totally cute gift from one of my special boys, and I love it! It’s so cute and casual and can be taken two different ways. Also, I know it’s been a while since I’ve shared any new photos of myself, so there you have it, it’s a pic of me out in the freezing cold in a giant black trench coat!

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Its an Ocean!

I know, I know, it’s been forever since I last updated. I guess there’s just so much going on, it’s been hard for me to keep up.

I went to my old haunt in Corpus Christi, TX, to visit a pet boy of mine there. I had an awesome time, and I had been planning on taking TONS of whacky pictures for everyone, but unfortunately, I got dreadfully sick on the last day/night there, the night when I’d planned the most adventures OF COURSE. WAAH! I don’t know if it was food poisoning or a 24hr virus thing, but it was hell to fly back with, that’s for sure. =(

Anyway, here are the few photos I managed to snap while I was there…

Massive Creepy Redneck Truck?

And now, for a close up shot of that same creepy redneck truck’s bumper sticker:

Bumper Sticker on Redneck Truck

Am I the only one currently DREADING seeing this individual’s naked ass in a porn? WOW! I couldn’t spot him, and his truck was still there when I left, but oh gawwwd, what a nightmare I am imagining… my poor eyes…

Inside the Shark

Haha I went to this restaurant in god knows where and there was this (closed) surf shop right next door with a HUUUUGE shark, so I went over to the dark creepy parking lot to get a shot of myself inside it… Prolly the weirdest pic I have from the trip, and trust me when I say that’s saying a lot….

Other than that, I just spent some time taking pics of myself on/near the beach. Here ya go….

Hotel overlooking the ocean

Headed to the Pool

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DIY Blindfold

Trying a scarf around a bottom’s eyes might be fun, but the pressure on the eyeballs can actually damage the bottom’s vision.

You could purchase a fancy-shmancy bondage blindfold made out of leather for about $30 bux that had a nice round shape to it to “cup” the eyes and protect them from pressure. Or you could make your own. I made 4 or 5 pairs for $1, plus some paint and duct tape…

Here is an extremely affordable “throw away” blindfold — it can be cute and classy or cheap and simple depending on how much effort you want to put into it.

Let’s get crafty.

Step 1: Gather Supplies!

You will need:

• paint
• duct tape (optional)
• some very cheap diving goggles.

Notes — You can either use interior spray paint or, if you don’t mind brush marks, acrylic craft paint is fine. Spray paint will turn out more even and glossy.

You can find some very cheap diving goggles in dollar stores in the summer for about $1 a pair, or sometimes $1 for a pack of 3-5 extra super cheap ones. They are ‘play’ goggles for kids and don’t really work to seal the water out. But they will work fine for our perverted purposes. If you can buy a multi-pack, you will end up with at least two or three working sets of inexpensive blindfolds.

Step 2: Take apart.

Separate all of the pieces and try to remember carefully how they go back together. You may want to leave a pair properly assembled so that you can see how it is meant to be, or take a photo of it before taking it apart.

Also, if you take several of them apart at once, put them in separate piles so you can tell all the pieces apart later. These are super cheap goggles and so the parts probably won’t swap out easily later. You’ll have a better chance if you have the right pieces to go with the right goggles.

Step 3: Separate Parts before Painting

If you are going to be spray painting them and want to do multiple colors, make sure to separate all the parts to avoid spray painting the wrong color onto the wrong parts. Spray painting, btw, is an outdoor sport and is best done over tarps or flattened hefty bags, as seen here.

Step 4: Paint the SOLID parts only!

Spray paint or hand paint the solid plastic parts only.

The rubber gasket parts should not be painted. (If you cannot separate the solid pieces out like I have already, cover the soft plastic parts with painter’s tape to keep the paint off of them.) The paint probably won’t stick well, since the plastic/rubber gasket parts will slide around and then the paint will chip off!

Step 5: Paint outside of lenses.

CAUTION! Make sure that you do NOT spray paint the inside of the lenses. Check once or twice before you start spraying!

Why, you ask? Well, I am guessing that the makers of most paint companies never intended for you to have a submissive’s sweaty eyeballs in a confined space with a bunch of their dried paint!

So paint the OUTSIDE only, please…

Step 6: Optional Semi Opaque Blindfolds

If you want to paint your lenses a light color like this purple, you have many options.

• You can put several layers of the light color on so that it is very difficult to see any light.
• Put a layer of black paint on first, THEN cover it with the lighter color, preventing ANY light from entering.
• You can leave a very very thin layer of paint like shown in this pic.

With a thin layer of a light color of paint, the blindfolded bottom can see light and shadows but cannot see your form or anything you are holding. That can actually be very erotic — it reassures them that the top is close, tantalizes them by wishing they could really see what you were up to, but still accomplishes the purpose. However, a darker blindfold will keep the submissive completely in the dark — great for sensory deprivation, for example. I would suggest a set of each for every prepared top’s toybag. Hey, they’re going to cost about a buck a piece to make, why not?

Step 7: Paint some pieces on both sides.

After letting the pieces dry thoroughly (read the instructions on your paint for this!) paint pieces that won’t be directly near the eye, such as these little buckles, on both sides.

Step 8: Finish and Assemble

When the item has dried, break off any “over spray” or paint chips. Smooth rough edges. Check to make sure you didn’t miss any spots.

You will need to be careful to make sure that the painted side of the lenses are facing outward for the reasons outlined previously! Please check twice to make sure.

Step 9: Optional Aesthetics

If you want to make the piece more aesthetically pleasing, you can try replacing the cheap rubber straps with a similarly sized ribbon, band of leather, or in this case — black craft duct tape folded over four times. If you want to do the duct tape thing, be careful to fold the last strip so that the adhesive is properly covered so it won’t be caught in a submissive’s hair.

Step 10: Try it on and make sure you can’t see out!

Additional modifications: I will try to add a posh leather version of this blindfold tutorial in a few days, which will be much more comfortable than these, as well as a few other customization ideas.

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It has about 5 usable speeds, on/off switch, adjustable stroke, adjustable height… and I can switch any dildo that has a hole in it designed to take a mini-bullet vibe, so anyone i’m using it on can use their own personal dildos or one of my many high quality disinfectable silicone toys. Oh, and a comfy seat for Mistress to sit on, too. Wheee!

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Comfy Bench Covering Motor

FUCKING FINALLY. I can tie slaves up, have them get fucked, and play video games at the same time.

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I found this little guy in the middle of my kitchen.

Huge Spider

As you can probably see, grandmother spider isn’t so little. Somehow, even this picture doesn’t capture how big she was! Just as big as a wolf spider, but definitely NOT a wolf spider. Wolf spiders, for example, are hairy. And .. thicker. This little lady’s legs were actually quite long and slim!

I adore spiders. More than anything. I’ll ruin a friendship doing something violent if I see someone squish them. Makes me very, very upset. Actually, I sort of dropped a girlfriend for telling me about killing a spider.

Anyways, the point is, I had to very gently collect this guy in a jar (definitely an adventure of itself) and tote him outside. It was a warm enough day that he took off right away.

I went back inside, quite relieved to have taken him outside without any damage done to him or me.

And then, I felt it. A sharp, stinging pain on my right ankle. FUCK! This was a distinct pain, one that I’ve felt many, many times before. A spider bite, you say? Oh no. Nothing like that.

Your Mistress, pets, is allergic to ANTS. I guess normal people get bitten by ants all the time and don’t even notice. Formic acid in ant bites, however, makes me swell up a welt as big as a balloon.

This was a tiny brown ant, small as the head of a pin. And he was viciously, VORACIOUSLY snipping into my ankle.

I quickly ran to put baking soda on the wound, and that helped a lot. It still looks pretty gross though. =(

Black Ant Bite

And it’s kept me awake for hours itching every night for two-three days!

You should’ve seen it before my friend told me about the baking soda cure. Whenever I got bit by one of the little monsters, it’d look like an infection. A big swollen hard mass, as wide as my hand, with wavy cellulite-like lines coming away from it in all directions. Like some sort of hideous alien THING.

Anyways, let your lesson for today be: Spiders are angels and ANTS ARE VICIOUS MOTHER FUCKERS, STAY AWAY FROM THEM.

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Anyway, here’s this moron. I’ve taken his number out to protect him… For some reason, I’m just that generous.

DONALD BOOS to Miss Alice Skary:
hi..i saw your profile on seriousmistresses.com…thought i would say hello….im going to get right to the point…i want to see you on saturday, 12/5/09…at about 8 pm or so….BUT, i have a few special requests otherwise i will not be intrested…..number 1….i want you to videotape part of the session ( at least 5 minutes) and put it on your you tube section …..i saw some fo your video clips….pretty cool….i want to be NUDE and have you dominate me…i want you to slap me in the face, spank me, and spit in my face as you degrade me….there will be NO EXCEPTIONS…i know what i want..i know what i want you to do to me.i love dominant strict woman who will use and abuse me…..number 2….i want to pay 200 bucks for a 90 minute session….then i want to be locked in my cage( yes i have one) overnight …and then i will leave the following morning….number 3……this sounds out of the ordinary…but true..let me know if you are intrested…please respond back soon…..times are tough right now…will you consider me?? i know you must be going through some rough times as far as seeing men are concerned.right?? talk to you soon…from SLAVEDON.please address me as such in your response….i live in wilmington, i can drive to see you..i cant wait to see your dungeon….but first, i want to make the drive worthwhile…i have a profile on adult friend finder, im 39, i live in wilmington, i have about 8 photos…im the guy wearing womans clothing and i have a leash and colar around my neck….you should see it…do you ever visit this site?? talk to you soon…from slavedon…..

AUTO RESPONSE from Miss Alice Skary:
Hello there.

Thanks for the inquiry. I am Miss Alice, a pro-Domme located in
Raleigh, NC. I have a beautiful dungeon here in Raleigh, and I also
travel frequently to FL and DC, so you may get a chance to session
with me in those locations.

To book a session with me, you will need to go through a screening
process. You may need to pay a deposit in advance, if you cannot
provide references from other Dominants. You will also need a
membership to my paysite, where you can fill out my session request /
BDSM checklist form, and chat with me live. To learn more about my
screening process, check out this page:

http://www.raleighncdomme.com/book-a-bdsm-session.php

My screening process is very detailed because I am picky about my
sessions. I prefer to see clients who are truly submissive and very
respectful. I like to get to know you well and make sure we are
compatible PRIOR to a session.

You can also consider calling me on Niteflirt to get to know me
better, if my screening process seems a little complicated or if you
just want to get a sense for what type of relationship we might have.

http://www.niteflirt.com/MissAliceSKary

If you have more basic questions for me about how sessions work, you
should try my FAQ page on my website. I’m always updating it and
adding more commonly asked questions. If there are any questions you
may have that are not yet on the FAQ, I suggest you ask me via
Niteflirt.

I hope to be seeing you soon!

Miss Alice

DONALD BOOS to Miss Alice Skary:
hi .thanks for the email the other day….i have some things i want to talk to you about BEFORE i go ahead and book my deposit of 50 dollars …if you can not provide what im looking for….then i need NOT go ahead and book the 50 dollar deposit….i have some specific things i want to talk to you about…..so i want to make sure im getting my moneys worth…if i do not hear from you by thursday, im assuming you are not intrested….i DO have another mistress’ contact info….but i want to wait on that until at least wednesday night….she is on vaction right now and i think she is coming home tuesday….so i will provide you with her number AFTER she says its ok to give out her number…i would not want to invade her privacy…..my number is 910-***-****……if you respond back….i want to see you on saturday….about 8pm or so….so let me know what your decision maybe….im not going to give you 50 dollars just like that…..you have to contact me first if you want my money and services…talk to you soon….SLAVEDON….PLEASE ADDRESS ME AS SUCH IN YOUR RESPONSE…..IF NOT….I MAY NOT GET BACK TO YOU.IM A VERY PICKY PERSON….JUST LIKE YOU!!!!! well….have a great day…..

So yeah, there you have it! Wow. I know, posting his moronic crap here on my weblog is more of a reward to him than anything else… but, I just had to make an exception and post this guy up here. He’s so…. demanding. I can’t believe he really thinks I’ll respond to this email! He’s probably hoping I’ll blow up at him and cuss him out for kicks or something.

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In the pic of all the deserts you will see two pumpkin pies, apple pie, pumpkin cheesecake , pumpkin brownies, and apple pie. The second photo is just a close up to show my delicious crust of doom.

Nothing here is particularly healthy. But it is all organic, made with “raw sugar” and spelt flour. The brownies are 1/2 whole wheat and 1/2 white.

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