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By Miss Alice Skary in Gourmet, Healthy Foodies Stuff!, Kink, Fetish and BDSM, Travels, Uncategorized

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I went to DC with Vicious Vampress to spend a week with my beloved friend Sir Crovax. My slave, Melissa, the twirly faced one, attended to us… and the large fat cat is named Big Mao, and belongs to Sir Crovax’s housemate…. the cat is so big he bangs on the door loudly to be let in. He also crushes those who he sleeps on.

The only antidote appears to be to fall asleep on HIM.

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One of my favorite things in the world is good food, and this trip had PLENTY of that….

The first night, we went to Wegman’s, my favorite grocery store (make one in Raleigh pleaaaase Wegman!) and I found some whole wheat rotini!

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So I made meatballs stuffed with mozzarella in a from-scratch marinara, a nice spring salad with curry yogurt dressing, and multi-grain bread toasted with cheese, herbed garlic, and bruschetta. OMFG! I outdid myself. Mmmm food-pig.

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More to come soon!

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An Average Wanker

April 5, 2010
By Miss Alice Skary in Tales from the Dungeon
“Hi Alice,
Not sure if you can provide this service for me. I live in Raleigh and really have to stay discrete. I have a huge desire to be a cuckold. I searched DOMME’s online and found your information.  Not sure where to begin when it comes to what I want to do. My biggest desire is that I am forced to lie on my back and worship feet, I lick a woman’s feet from her heel to the top of each toe at the same time I have my cock in hand. Next I suck each toe and as I am about to explode I shove her foot under my cock, then I cover her toes in cum. Next I am forced to lick my cum from her feet then suck if off her toes. I also have a desire to be stripped naked and forced to jerk off, then I have to clean my cum up. I guess my desire is to lick up and swallow my load. I really want to clean it off toes, but if I am forced to lick it up another way then that is ok also. If you are willing to me with me and force me to clean my load from either your feet, hands or a spoon let me know. I am cash only since I am married. I can meet this Tues around noon for an hour. I know a cuckold is a person that eats cum, so I am also willing to clean another guys load from your toes. I just have to do this, so if you can’t do you know of anyone that will meet with me?”

Wow. WOW. WOW! Lets break this down a bit, shall we?

Not sure if you can provide this service for me. I live in Raleigh and really have to stay discrete. I have a huge desire to be a cuckold. I searched DOMME’s online and found your information.  ”

Why, praytell, must “Domme’s” be in all caps? And why is it the posessive form?

“Not sure where to begin when it comes to what I want to do. My biggest desire is that I am forced to lie on my back and worship feet, I lick a woman’s feet from her heel to the top of each toe at the same time I have my cock in hand. Next I suck each toe and as I am about to explode I shove her foot under my cock, then I cover her toes in cum.”

I want this, I want that, I want this, I shove you around and cum on you. … Why, I know some submissives who would just plain LOVE you, dude.

“Next I am forced to lick my cum from her feet then suck if off her toes. I also have a desire to be stripped naked and forced to jerk off, then I have to clean my cum up. I guess my desire is to lick up and swallow my load. I really want to clean it off toes, but if I am forced to lick it up another way then that is ok also.”

Well, I’m so glad to hear that’s okay with you. Cuz I really need to be told what’s okay to do, and what’s not, you know, being a Dominant and all that. Nice.

“If you are willing to me with me and force me to clean my load from either your feet, hands or a spoon let me know. I am cash only since I am married.”

Ah, so you read that bit about “a deposit must be made online in advance” but you realized with an intriguing fantasy like yours, I’d make an exception, because I probably have a big cum-off-the-spoon fetish.  And I can tell yer wife is a real lucky woman the way you tell just every person how married you are.

“I can meet this Tues around noon for an hour. I know a cuckold is a person that eats cum, so I am also willing to clean another guys load from your toes. I just have to do this, so if you can’t do you know of anyone that will meet with me?”

There is so much wrong with this bit, I can barely even figure out where to start. I’m busy on Tuesday, douchebag, and I’ll tell you when and how long to meet. Also, you have no fucking clue what a cuckold is. … You really do not NEED to do this, a need is food-shelter-clothing-love, not eat-cum-off-a-wannabe-dominant-whore’s-feet, okay? And no fucking way am I gonna refer you to someone else, I wouldn’t wish you on my worst enemy much less a beautiful dominant female friend of mine.

Fucking A, this was a class act here…. stay tuned for more fun emails in the future!

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The newest douchebag!

March 21, 2010
By Miss Alice Skary in Tales from the Dungeon

This email was so hilarious I just had to share it.

Alice.
I can appreciate your rules. I would love to find a woman that enjoyed shitting on me. I have been looking for years. It comes down to money which i don’t have. If i offered you 2000 you would do it my way
as would a host of women. Frankly there are many things that I will pay for if they are that important. This is not. I won’t pay for(deposit) services before i get them. Nor will i pay (top dollar) 500 before i know the abilities of the performer. I know you are not a whore, I don’t judge anyone, not even those that you may accuse of being one.
The Hilton is an upscale location, not a $20 motel, i will be registerred
and you will know my real name.
I will pay 300 for you to go to the bathroom, expecting substantial volume. I will call and be be happy to give my cell and room number if you change your mind.
Maybe it just me but if i was sitting on the toilet and for the want of an hour or so and a few miles i could 300 richer i wiuld give a lot of thought,
If I don’t hear from you good luck to you too.
Be careful..I lived in Manhatten for 5 years, I know the downside of what you do,
God bless..

(Back story: I told him I’d be happy to come shit on him in his hotel room if he abstained from alcohol, went through my screening process, and tributed $500. He responded thusly.)
My question is, what the FUCK does Manhattan have to do with ‘the downside of what I do’? After all, the downside of my occupation is DOUCHEBAGS like him. (Giggle.)
Anyways, why can’t he spell Manhattan?

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Loot Report: My Newest Toys

February 23, 2010
By Miss Alice Skary in Kink, Fetish and BDSM, Tales from the Dungeon

I thought I’d share some of the new additions to my collection!

Jollies "Bubbles" Dildo

Jollies "Bubbles" Dildo

Tiny Nipple Clamps

Tiny Nipple Clamps

Leather vampire gloves

Leather Vampire Gloves

Rubber 'koosh' flogger

Rubber 'koosh' type flogger

All of these toys were recent gifts from my boys. The “jollies” bubble dildo is definitely my favorite. It’s silicone, so its disinfectable between uses. It’s got a wide enough base to use with many dildo harnesses. And it has a feel or texture a bit like a buttplug! Yippieee.

Here are a few more additions which are particularly awesome and deserve a bit more explanation…

steel paddle

Solid Steel Paddle

This piece was won from a contest being put on by “SocialKink.Com” and donated by JT’s Stockroom. If you follow their twitter account and look for press releases on their website, you can learn more about contests they are running and how to enter! After I won, they basically mailed this out the very next day! It was totally cool to wake up to the FedEx guy bringing me a present. I don’t think I’ve ever won anything before so this was super fun. And it’s a nice piece, too!

Laundry Day T-Shirt

Laundry Day T-Shirt

Okay, it’s not a toy per-se but it was a totally cute gift from one of my special boys, and I love it! It’s so cute and casual and can be taken two different ways. Also, I know it’s been a while since I’ve shared any new photos of myself, so there you have it, it’s a pic of me out in the freezing cold in a giant black trench coat!

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The Great Texas Adventure

February 19, 2010
By Miss Alice Skary in Travels
Its an Ocean!

Its an Ocean!

I know, I know, it’s been forever since I last updated. I guess there’s just so much going on, it’s been hard for me to keep up.

I went to my old haunt in Corpus Christi, TX, to visit a pet boy of mine there. I had an awesome time, and I had been planning on taking TONS of whacky pictures for everyone, but unfortunately, I got dreadfully sick on the last day/night there, the night when I’d planned the most adventures OF COURSE. WAAH! I don’t know if it was food poisoning or a 24hr virus thing, but it was hell to fly back with, that’s for sure. =(

Anyway, here are the few photos I managed to snap while I was there…

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Simple Blindfold

December 29, 2009
By Miss Alice Skary in DIY BDSM, Kink, Fetish and BDSM
DIY Blindfold

DIY Blindfold

Trying a scarf around a bottom’s eyes might be fun, but the pressure on the eyeballs can actually damage the bottom’s vision.

You could purchase a fancy-shmancy bondage blindfold made out of leather for about $30 bux that had a nice round shape to it to “cup” the eyes and protect them from pressure. Or you could make your own. I made 4 or 5 pairs for $1, plus some paint and duct tape…

Here is an extremely affordable “throw away” blindfold — it can be cute and classy or cheap and simple depending on how much effort you want to put into it.

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